Updated 6/27/2023

I am a queer author and illustrator living in Colorado with my two cats, Rumble–a fluffy gray monster, and Rebel–a tiny black void. On the weekends I run off into the woods where the internet can’t get me. I have a large extended family that manages to frequently be inexplicably bizarre. My ask box is usually open if you want to chat, and here are some important tags for finding your way around my blog (if, ya know, tumblr feels like letting you use them…):

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  • The cats: #Rumble and Rebel
  • Adventures in the woods: Usually tagged as either #The Cabin or #Colorado or both.
  • My illustration work: #My Art
  • My writing in general: #My Writing
  • Sometimes I like to look at houses for sale. Sometimes I find weird ones, and I like to share: #Weird Real Estate
  • I have become the tumblr disaster prep person, apparently. So you can find that stuff under: #Disaster Prep (In the process of retagging some stuff so it’ll all be under this tag.)

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🐎The Pits🐎

Tag: #The Pits

Releasing: October 31st 2023. Pre-orders coming soon!

NA Weird Western. Self-Publishing.

Blurb:

No one goes into the Pits.

No one understands the magic of the Pits.

For those who try, there are consequences.

When Clarabella’s girlfriend Emilia goes missing Clarabella tracks down the only person who can help: her outlaw older sibling Royal, who she hasn’t seen in three years.

Royal knows more about the strange magic of the world than anyone, more than they should. Magic Clarabella doesn’t believe in. Not until the path to find Emilia leads deep into the mysterious and magical Pits that stretch along the spine of the continent, forcing her to rethink everything she ever believed. But once Clarabella, Royal, and Royal’s gang enter they discover Royal can no longer leave. Now Clarabella has to choose who she loves enough to save: Royal, or Emilia?

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⛺Camp Daze⛺

Tag: #Camp Daze

Releasing on Kickstarter soon! Stay tuned for updates.

YA Survival.

Blurb: Conifer was raised to handle the end of the world. Any end of the world. Except this one. She never expected it to all go wrong while she was working at an isolated girls summer camp. With 200 kids suddenly relying on her, she’s running out of options and time.

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🔥Lie Down in the Ashes🔥

Tag: #Lie Down in the Ashes

YA Survival. Repped by Sara Megibow at K. T. Literary.

When a group of teens accidentally starts a wildfire while out camping their only hope of escape lies with their friend in a stolen, retired firetruck from the mine where he works.

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🩸Poison in the Blood🩸

Tags: #Glory is Poison, #Poison in the Blood

Book 1 out now, book 2 coming soon!

New Adult Adventure.

Dustin Lockwood would give anything to find his little sister ten years after she was kidnapped when their family was on the run, fleeing a coven that wanted them dead, or worse.

Shae Lockwood, living it up as a rare human actress riding the coattails of her parents’ former fame, would give anything not to be found.

Get all the buy links, and read the first three chapters free, here.

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Anonymous asked:

Isn't an icemaker a bit fancy? Isn't that what icecube trays are for?

jenndoesnotcare:

katy-l-wood:

Hello friend, may I introduce you to the lovely little bastard known as “ADHD.” You think I’m going to remember an ice tray? Remember to constantly fill it up, wait for it to freeze, and then enjoy it? No. No I am not.

Also. Ice trays do not crush the ice into nice little bite-sized nuggets of cold.

CO-SIGNED. As a person with ADHD who needs cold drinks… I would love an icemaker. I would love one SO MUCH. I have had to develop a complex system for making ice and it takes up so much of my already-taxed brain and Katy is right and good for streamlining this process.

I was so happy when I moved into my new house and the fridge had one. Except it’s not actually hooked up, so I’ve just been buying a bag of ice at the gas station and dumping it into the dispenser every couple weeks so I can have crushed ice when I want it. 😂


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whoknowsyourfuture asked:

Hey!

I just finished The Pits and I loved it! There's so much depth to the world and characters, I think you could have written a 1000 page book just diving deeper into that and I would have enjoyed every second. The relationships between everyone felt so solid and steeped in history, good and bad. I loved the character's different backgrounds and how you adapted them to fit in a magical western. Of course, Royal is my favorite, they fit the archetype of characters I gravitate towards but somehow even better? I think because they get to have a vulnerability I don't often see in fiction. I really appreciate (although they probably don't) that you made them a character with chronic pain. Let's just say it took me until college to realize people don't just hurt all the time, so that part of the book hit pretty close to home.

Also, the ending d e s t r o y e d me.

Like, things weren't going swell in the Pits, but I had faith in the team! And then. Bravo, it was a perfect gut punch of an ending.

Hope this wasn't too spoilery, wasn't sure if you wanted to keep plot details quiet for a bit. I just had to gush a bit.

Thank you so much for this book!

(also it's so pretty, I love it)

I’ve been coming back to this all day while I set up my new studio and it makes me do a little happy dance every time.

I’m so glad you enjoyed it! This is easily my favorite world I’ve built so far and while The Pits is only planned to be a two book series, I do plan on doing some short comics as well so I can continue digging into the world even more!

And I’m glad Royal’s chronic pain meant so much to you as well. It actually wasn’t something I initially built into their character, but once I started writing I was like “oooohhhh, wait. Yeah. Yeah, they hurt.” It ended up being such a crucial factor of their character, I couldn’t imagine them NOT having chronic pain. It would’ve been a very different story in a LOT of ways, and they would have been a very different person, if they didn’t have chronic pain.

Also thrilled the ending was sufficiently gut punchy. Hehehehehe.

Thank you for reading, and sending this little review!

For everyone else, you can find out more about my book, The Pits, a queer fantasy Western, on my website.

Camp Daze Kickstarter Launching September 5th!

With summer winding down, the counselors at Camp Aspen Heart are counting the days until they go home to their own beds after weeks of songs and camp outs and budding friendships. But a missing food delivery after the start of one of the last sessions sets off alarms in the isolated camp. With no easy way to contact the outside world Conifer, a survivalist who grew up going to the camp every summer before becoming a  counselor herself, heads out to try and find out what is going on, only to be confronted with the unthinkable: a nuclear war has started, and they’ve been forgotten. 
Conifer was raised to survive the end of the world. Any end of the  world. Except this one, alone in the woods with 154 kids to save and only a handful of other young counselors to help her.

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It is finally time for Camp Daze to come to life! The book will be launching on Kickstarter on September 5th. I know it's a little soon after my last Kickstarter, but it's just how things have worked out schedule wise. Besides, I think this little book has waited long enough.

Out of all my projects, I probably get asked about this one more than any other. I was really determined to try and go traditional with it, but it just wasn't meant to be. And that's okay! I'm actually super excited to be doing it myself now. I have so many fun goodies planned for the Kickstarter including hand-bound books, and a cool camp badge bookmark with badge stickers you'll collect while reading the book! The campaign will launch on September 5th.

The book has aroace rep and a variety of other queer rep. Also an autistic main character! It is Adult with YA crossover appeal, and written in 3rd person.

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My new studio is officially painted and I am THRILLED with how it came out. Can’t wait to get everything moved in tomorrow and finally have a studio space that looks how I want and isn’t overcrowded.

This mural took about three days off and on to paint, and I got SO MESSY. So messy. Worth it though, lol.

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All moved in! Still a little organizing to do, but I’m already so in love with this new space.

And the Habitat for Humanity Restore was having a half-off furniture sale today so I got this FANTASTIC overstuffed rocking recliner for only $45.

Still need a ceiling fan but IDK when I’ll get around to that.

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I have already lost custody of the chair.

My new studio is officially painted and I am THRILLED with how it came out. Can’t wait to get everything moved in tomorrow and finally have a studio space that looks how I want and isn’t overcrowded.

This mural took about three days off and on to paint, and I got SO MESSY. So messy. Worth it though, lol.

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All moved in! Still a little organizing to do, but I’m already so in love with this new space.

And the Habitat for Humanity Restore was having a half-off furniture sale today so I got this FANTASTIC overstuffed rocking recliner for only $45.

Still need a ceiling fan but IDK when I’ll get around to that.

“While cameras generated a mechanical reproduction of a scene, she explained that it does so only after a human develops a ‘mental conception’ of the photo, which is a product of decisions like where the subject stands, arrangements and lighting, among other choices.

“‘Human involvement in, and ultimate creative control over, the work at issue was key to the conclusion that the new type of work fell within the bounds of copyright,’ Howell wrote.”


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cutegirlsandfunnythings asked:

You mentioned in a post on my dash that you were old enough to experience real seasons unaltered by climate change. What was that like?

vaspider:

girl-with-the-most-cake:

vaspider:

websurfingspider:

moiracolleenodell:

afishtrap:

vaspider:

I was young, so it feels like something I read in a book sometimes. I remember how chilly it could get at night in the summer, which doesn’t seem to happen as much anymore.

That’s actually the thing that seems to keep popping back up in my mind - that like, it was really chilly in the mornings in summer even, and it would warm up, and it seems to just kind of… stay warm all the time.

I dunno. The seasons were more distinct, there were bigger temperature swings on individual days, and like… weather was more predictable on a seasonal basis, if not on a daily basis.

Like… the kind of seasons you read about in Olde Tyme Books? They… were real things. We didn’t always have snow on Winter Break, but we had a pretty predictable number of snow days?

And it almost feels silly to talk about it. “What were normal seasons like, Uncle Spider?”

But yeah.

Watch seasonal-based movies made before about 1975 – ones set around Easter, or Halloween, or New Year’s – and pay attention to what people are wearing. Late October? It got cold when the sun went down, like ‘put on a jacket’ cold and I’m not talking northern US, I’m talking Georgia.

Today (Aug 18) is only a week before the start of most public schools in the US. A week from now? Back then, it’d already be chilly in the morning, enough to need a windbreaker on the way to school. By midday it would’ve warmed up, but even in Georgia the mornings had a nip to them by end of August, start of September.

And in northern Virginia, not sure about now, but the schools used to plan for ten snow days a year. I recall one year we had eleven days off thanks to a foot or so of fresh snow every two or three days. Even in years we didn’t use all the snow days, there were still frequent late openings and early closings. It wasn’t all that uncommon for summer vacation to start a week later, because those days had to be made up, somewhere.

Locally, this summer has (despite the terrible heat elsewhere in the US) been a strange bit of callback to my childhood. Excepting two nights all summer, every night it’s dropped to 72F at the highest, but most often in the 60s – with the caveat that it sometimes took half the night to get there. It’s not a sharp drop like I remember, as a child. But at least it has been cool enough to leave the windows open and a fan on – and that’s the kind of summer I grew up with, in Alabama and Georgia (regions significantly warmer, otherwise, than the mid-atlantic where I live now).

That sharp drop was the reason my dad installed a whole-house fan every place we lived: because the evening air would legitimately drop a good 5-10 degrees as the sun set. Enough to open the windows, run the fan, and the whole house would cool right down by dinnertime.

Now? If we go by last summer, even having a house set up perfectly (central open staircase) for a whole-house fan, what’s the point if the temperature stays just as high after the sun goes down, as it was before?

Yeah, I remember having to wear a coat over my Halloween costume (and being seriously angry about it, because what’s the point of the costume if no one can see it?) and having the windows open in the evenings. Now I don’t dare leave the windows open overnight because it gets so hot so fast in the morning.

I’m in the pacific northwest and while we’ve had some really freaky weather this year in particular (like, February levels of cold happening in June levels of freaky), overall it has been getting hotter and hotter every year. And yeah, it doesn’t really cool down in the evenings in summer anymore. It can be 2 in the morning and still too hot to sleep, and it starts getting unbearably hot before the sun is even all the way risen.

Yeah it was 85 degrees at midnight on Tuesday in Portland this week.

I grew up in Houston in the 1980s.

I was on the swim team and in June, the pool would be chilly at 8am. And we’d freeze at swim meets once the sun went down. July was much hotter. July and August were the only times we’d see it over 100 and those were rare enough that I wasn’t allowed to play outside.

In the winter, freezes were rare and never lasted long. That’s not nostalgia—I remember some years we wouldn’t buy heavy coats.

The weather IS worse. Hotter in the summer and colder in the winter.

Oh yeah. It WAS cold at swim practice in the morning, wasn’t it? I was in MD when I was little, but it was like… it was chilly. You really had to stretch and warm up so you didn’t hurt yourself from the cold water.

It’s still regularly hitting the 90s and even 100s where I’m at. This IS a more deserty area of the state than some others, but it’s still not normal for it to stay this hot this long.

I remember having regular WEATHER as a kid. By that I mean sometimes it just rained, and sometimes it just snowed. It wasn’t all big storms. We didn’t constantly track (and break) records of “when” and “how much.”

Twitter: the beginning of the end continues

...Mmf.

I've previously been intent on more or less riding my Twitter account into the ground in synch with the fail of the platform, a la Slim Pickens at the end of Dr. Strangelove. This new announcement strikes me as suggesting that the riding-it-out option's going to be more difficult than I'd previously thought.

Will have to think a little about how to proceed if this move goes forward. :/

ETA: Noting this also --

Removal of the block button may violate Apple and Google’s app store policies requiring the ability for users to block content pic.twitter.com/el3E9Hq7Ce  — Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 18, 2023ALT

This one has been coming for ages. Surprised it took this long, honestly.


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Anonymous asked:

why do people have such a huge problem with things that make life a bit easier? ice makers are the best

Some people are weird. Ice makers have nothing to do with a smart fridge, they’ve been around for AGES.

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